Soon to be 42

I will soon be 42
Im not sure what I will do
Will I be happy? Will I be blue?

My hair is changing from brown to grey
New wrinkles show up everyday
What else is there left to say?

Miralax is in my daily diet
I can't keep my gas quiet
Prune juice, Ugg, I will not try it!

Urinary system out of wack
Aching joints, stiff back
Energy, What is that?

I will soon be 42
I know what I will do!
I'll go out and buy me something new!

Two weeks before my birthday